Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2012

So Tom - tell me about your private DVD collection!


  1. Hey guys answer how your day was in a comment I wanna know! Anywhoo I hope you enjoy the story!:)

    Tom was right. As soon as you grab the newspaper the next morning, you see YOUR face plastered on it. "Who's the mystery girl, Tom?" the caption reads. You sigh.
    "Was I right?" Tom asks as he walks into the kitchen.
    "Yep. Now everyone in London is going to know my face."
    "Oh maybe not everyone. Just

    99.9 percent." he teases.
    You smile and go to the fridge.
    "Please tell me you have waffles." you say. "Yes!!" you exclaim when you find a box.
    "I had strawberries and bananas of you want to put some on top."
    "Yumm. Wait, British people eat that?"
    Tom throws his head back and laughs loudly.
    "Well I'm sorry! It's been a long week for me!" you protest.
    "Oh that made my day!"
    "Tom! Oh Tom!" someone calls. You hear the door open to the penthouse.
    "Great." Tom sighs.
    You take a double take when you see what walks trough the doorway into the kitchen. Before you stands a women dressed in pink and with pink and blue highlights in her brown hair.
    "Oh hello." she says. "You must be the mystery girl."
    "Brilla meet y/n."
    "Hi." you say awkwardly. Brilla? You think to yourself.
    "Hello." she says coldly. Then she looks to Tom. "Did you forget about the photo shoot?"
    "That's today?!"
    "Yes, that's today. As in twenty minutes today."
    Tom looks at you. "I'm sorry. I completely forgot."
    "It's cool. I can call a cab and go back to my hotel."
    "No I don't want you going back there. You can stay here until one when I get back."
    "Yes mother." you say teasingly.
    "Five minutes, Tom." Brilla says.
    "Okay I'll be right down." He looks at you as soon as she leaves. "I'm sorry. I completely forgot."
    "Oh stop it. It's fine. I'm a big girl now."
    "Okay. You're welcome to anything. I have a credit card on my desk so go ahead and order take out of you want."
    You smile. "You should go before Brilla gets mad."
    "Goodbye." before you see it coming, Tom kisses you lightly on the lips then leaves.
    "Oh my gosh....."

    Hope you like it! Don't forget, I wanna know bout your day -Lindsay:)
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Monday, December 03, 2012

Having Fun with Loki

Started off on Facebook because of :





ladies i like to be tied and other things >:) tell me what do you do to me ???


  • Emilia Tokes how about i get rid of those pesky chains and you capture me with magic tricks and old poetry over tea ?
    Our God Of Mischief vs Our Prince Charming (Tom Hiddleston) *gets rid of the handcuffs* aahahha im free now im goin to attack ladies, tell me darlings how do you prefer too be attacked???? >:)
    Emilia Tokes Improvisation is an open door for excessive fun.
    Our God Of Mischief vs Our Prince Charming (Tom Hiddleston) ahahha, should i bite ears and necks first?
    Emilia Tokes You can start with who ever - I don't intend of moving from my spot - take your time.
    Our God Of Mischief vs Our Prince Charming (Tom Hiddleston) *start to bites ears necks* this is gonna be good 
    Emilia Tokes well the evening is still very very young so, indeed, it will
    Our God Of Mischief vs Our Prince Charming (Tom Hiddleston) *start to kissing your lips, take of your shirt slowly, then take your bra with my teeth, make you a hickey on the neck, take off your jeans slowly while i kiss you,take of gently your socks, and then take of your little red lingerie panties with my teeth, i will keep them in my pocket >:) , i will tie your arms with black silk scarfs, and i will run your body piece by piece, curve by curve, until i get the center of your legs and possess your flower, your sweet flower with my mouth,and watch you have convulsions, hearing you moaning for more,feel your hot breath as i reach down there with my butter fingers and reaching to multiple orgasms until you faint, and then watch you sleep like a beauty, breathing slowly.*
    Emilia Tokes I like your plan for the evening! at the ... slight exception that I never wear lingerie, especially not bras ;) I don't like superficial crap between the external cover up and the honest truth underneath ^_^ the rest is accurate - might throw in a few passionately appreciative comments - all depending on the inspiration of the moment of course
    Our God Of Mischief vs Our Prince Charming (Tom Hiddleston) hmmm i see darling >:) *hands in hips* you tell me what do you do to me right here right now, uncensored, please don't be afraid to write what you think >:)
    Emilia Tokes since you are asking so nicely.

    I would start by shoving my tongue in your mouth and kiss you like a drunk sailor for as long as I can hold it, while a hand will stragetically go down south and sneak behind enemy lines. You still have your pants - wh
    ich is completely unfair, considering I am butt naked sitting on your lap. That will be taken care of. But everything in due time eh ;) So then, when I'll be out of breath and bored with your mouth, I will go down to your neck and tour it with a wet tongue, appreciating the soft and yet coarseness of your men skin, pushing my tongue in your neck's pit as if it was a woman's secrete garden. This small distraction should keep you from focusing too hard on the spy hand which has by now reached the primary target. You might - as you are surprised - tense up a slight but and grab something of mine as a first instinct. Accepting the fact that you are aware, I will then lower my lips and taste your manly breasts, rolling my tongue around your nipples, nibbling, sucking and wetting them. The hand, by now, is completely in your pants, pinching and rubbing and stroking your manhood.
    Our God Of Mischief vs Our Prince Charming (Tom Hiddleston) mmh i like it :) i mean i loved it you know how to treat a man ;)

    • Emilia Tokes yay! you're still alive :D *relief* and reasonably not traumatized - always good! happy you like my style ;)
    :)

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

who is your character in avengers?

Tony Stark / Iron Man
[ ] You like booze - nothing like Jack Daniels meets Dr. Pepper
[X] You are the life of the party - I can thrown in a few good lines and crack some jokes
[X] You love gadgets - d'uuuh!
[ ] You can be rather cocky
[] Your favorite color is red or gold - PINK and grey
[X] You're good with computers - noob geek, working on being a real geek
[X] You use sarcasm a lot - you can't possibly imagine.
[] You love getting attention - nah. I try to stay clear out of it
[ ] You're good at mechanics - I suck so bad it's not funny!
[X] You have issues with your parents - Yup. Massive ones.
Total : 5/10


Dr. Bruce Banner / The Hulk
[ ] You're good at science - I suck.
[ ] You can get very aggressive when ticked off - I avoid conflict. Gives wrinkles.
[X] You like to be secluded most of the time - yeah. routine is comforting.
[X] You like wearing baggy clothes - it's called COMFORT and yeah i prone that
[X] You like to meditate - yes and pray and think and chat with myself
[ ] You like doing science experiments - only in the kitchen!
[X] You try to avoid getting into fights - yeah - I don't wanna kill for free
[ ] You like wearing purple things - eeew no.
[X] You're clever - I been told so
[] Your favorite color is green - not even around Christmas, sorry
Total : 5/10

Thor
[ ] You're good with a hammer - well depends what you want me to smash....
[X] You like coffee - Fokyeah!
[ ] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry - nah - i eat, i'm done. let's move on.
[X] You can be arrogant - yes.
[X] You have long hair - Rapunzel length! (they do reach the crack of my ass)
[X] You have an interest in astrology (astronomy*?) I'm an astrology freak!
[X] You can get sulky when things don't go your way - I take it too personally yes, defeated to the core
[X] You're willing to take a fall for someone else - I always apologized to one day teachers for the class' bad behavior
[ ] You like to dress up as fantasy characters - O_o i'll pass on that thank you
[ ] You don't get on well with your sibling(s) - I love my sis!
Total : 6/10

Steve Rogers / Captain America
[X] You like helping those in need in any way you can - 24/7 if I am asked
[X] You hate bullies - I was bullied myself, so obviously I don't go promoting them!
[ ] You're a great leader - If such situation would arise, i presume...
[X] You're a bit of a do-gooder - Yup Yup !
[ ] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue - PINK.
[ ] You like wearing things with stars on them - nope.
[ ] You strongly admire the army - Absolutely NOT. I admire the medieval knights.
[ ] You have a good throwing arm - keep dreaming!
[ ] You like war films - Can't stand them! Unless it's ID-4 or Star Wars
[ ] You're good at running - I used to. I had this great trainer back in grade school. He had a crush on me, ran after me, i ran away from him : morning. break, lunch! I was in Top Shape! Dammit! I need a guy to run after me to get back into the swing of things!
Total : 3/10

Colonel Nick Fury
[X] You like wearing long coats - It's called keeping your legs warm in winter. (And In Canada, you foken need it!)
[X] You're good at organizing things - I'm a master at classifying!
[ ] You're good at being in the loop - Dude! I live in the neighbor galaxy!
[X] You like guns - Well, they are quite sexy if well designed.
[X] You're good at giving information to people - I am a good teacher.
[X] You like giving solutions to people's problems - I do that on MSN 7 days a week.
[ ] You like eyepatches - Only on Halloween Nights when I am a pirate.
[ ] You work best as part of a team - I work best on my own.
[X] You like beards - If it's on Tommy-Cakes... yes.
[ ] You like wearing black things - Depends...  if they are comfortable.
Total : 6/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
[ ] You like wearing tight clothes - Not in this life!
[ ] You can do martial arts - in my dreams at night. Spent a couple years though.
[ ] You're intrested in the world of spies - Nope. I'm into SWAT teams and assassins.
[ ] You have red hair - Dyed them once.
[] You're quite agile - Miss Clumsy!
[X] People generally don't know much about the real you - they keep telling me that!
[] You like to make yourself look good - Euh -- nO! You take me as i am. Deal with it. I hate make up
[X] You can speak another language - French ad Hungarian
[ ] You're good at taking orders - Deeeepends! I'm good at executing but I'll decide if I agree or not beforehand.
[X] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now - yes, good ol' Transylvania!
Total : 3/10

Clint Barton / Hawkeye
[ ] You're very good at archery. - Never touched a bow and arrow in my life.
[X] You currently like/love someone on your team - Is Tom on my team ? I presume he is since I'm his fan....
[ ] You like to wear purple and black - Nope. Definitely NOT.
[ ] You're very good at aiming - In my dreams perhaps
[ ] You've worked at the carnival - Never even went to see one!
[ ] You like working in a team - I'm a lone wolf, buddy!
[X] You're up for almost anything thrown at you - I am good at deciding if I want to take the risk or not to accept what is thrown at me to deal with it.
[X] You'd be a top assassin if you ever took the job - Fuck yeah! I have some years of experience.
[X] You're quiet - Too quiet = Dangerous. That is me.
[X] You tend to get along with people well - Yeah, most of the time!
Total : 5/10

Loki
[] You want to be a great leader - Fuckno!
[X] You want to prove something - Yes.
[X] You're the younger sibling - hehe indeed.
[X] You've been/are overshadowed by a sibling - It's the opposite entirely but feels as wrong!
[ ] You don't get along so great with your sibling - I love her!
[X] You're good at lying - I'm very skilled, indeed.
[ ] You're adopted - I wish.
[X] You're very clever - Been told so.
[X] You are able to manipulate people well - Yes, if I really want something out of them. But most of the time i feel bad receiving stuff.
[X] Your favorite color is green or gold - Nope. Pink, or grey or white, or blue.
Total : 7/10
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Fuckyeah! I'm Loki!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Inappropriate Meme

stolen from deviant art - mouhaha -originally from http://freakkatt.deviantart.com/

Rules:
1.) Go to urbandictonary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2.) Post the 1st definition it gives you.
3.) Tag someone after completion.

1.) YOUR NAME

The kind of girl who everyone loves. She's stunning and is always lovely. She has a cute face and a great body. Normally she originates from Italy or Spain.
Girl 1 'Wow look at that girl , doesn't she seem amazing?'
Girl 2 'Yep, she's definitely an Emilia'


2.) YOUR AGE?
29

The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).


3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Angel

The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally tease you a lot. But you never care.


4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Living :

That's what you do after you are born and before you die.
Can't ya bet Just a tad bit more.... specific ??

5.) FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)?
Pink :
A word girls wear written across their butts.
Grey: 

A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.

Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.

6.) BIRTHPLACE?
Tirgu-Mures isn't defined yet.
Transylvania :



Transylvania forms the western and central parts of Romania. Comes from latin "trans" meaning across and "silva" meaning forest. So it literally translates to "the land across the forest".
Transylvania usually is accosiated with vampires, which is up to you to decide is true or not.


7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
The age at which an American can drive a car and get a job, but still can't vote.
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

The age of consent in most countries.


9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Best Friend

Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best hugs in the world! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would take a bullet for you, coz it would be too painful to watch you get hurt.


10.) NICKNAMES?
Em
1. A typically short girl, who makes up for her lack of height with her extreme beauty, hilarious sense of humour and outgoing nature.