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Saturday, December 08, 2018

Serbian FIlm - An Impression during viewing

Serbian film -

an impression

intro : kid watching daddy,s porno - wow hello head strong start (but i did love the scenery they made up with that bike, the steamy back alley, that was visually  nice)

cocktail drink - nice chit chat 

back home - bedtime - kid (dad when you were beating your friend xD  - cute) explaining being horny : that was the cutest shit ever! And mom and dad being open and comprehensive (that we all have the weel spinning inside of us - everyone ! it's normal) that was brilliant! 

watching ex gig with wife - i guess - why not - (i mean, hot ass gay dude from original UK Queer as Folk did that with a treesome too back when that aired : he brought home 2 guys, had wild intense sex, recorded, and then watched it with both, while having a drink and laughing at funny moments - for me that's like a whole new level of maturity and step back from sex as a some elite exlcusive shit. 

meeting with ex star for new gig at bar ; "Porno is an art but people can't see that." Dude. My only discrimination on that is : depending on your set. Do you have a nice background, decors, maybe costumes, a nice theme, actors - maybe a story line who knows - i'm being extra - then yes, it can be art. Ooohhh "They are made by butchers" xD I'm starting to like you, mate. 

"Sadly, this is no country for real art. Where there is no life, there can't be real art. A real talent will rot here, while maggots are giving a press conference." OMG i jizzed at this monologue

"whip your cock, and fuck until it's raw." -- snort laughs

This could have been such an amazing deep web shit - honestly - hardcore shit - private clients - the rich ass director..... deep web shit! 

mandatory jogging scene : surprise surprise ; it's not a chick running but the infamous Milos

Dick : holy fuck man............. you may be cute but that thing is not!

meditation to get it hard ? xD *snort laughs* oohkay what ever works man

brother : sorry have to go to the bathroom
me : to jerk off eh ...
brother : jerks off
me : dude, you're not original for a penny here....
Milos : still jogging

Vukmir "With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability." (Good line!)
my friend Stephen pitching in : pouahaha Homage to Stan Lee and Spider man! (me ; rest in peace and all that good shit)

Vukmir : Who wants to know what a porn movie is about. It's a bit absurd.
ME : DuDe. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A PORN MOVIE IS ABOUT. Otherwise i wouldn't watch it. If Jefferfield porn wasn't Jefferfield, i wouldn't watch. If Korean porn wasn't Korean porn, i wouldn't watch. If Overwatch porn wasn't about Overwatch, i wouldn't watch. If sibling incest wasn't sibling incest; i wouldn't have those fantasies in my head. Stop being an egoistical selfish cunt. 

Vukmir : "Milos, this is a serious organization. My clients know exactly what they want, and i know what' I'm doing.
Me : DEEP DANK DARK WEB SHIT I'M TELLING Y'ALL !

Peter asking Milos about wheels and how to make them turn - imagine a family travelling - follow them - This shit is so fucking cute !!!! <3 -="" aaawwww="" are="" ass="" at="" better="" cuteness="" dad="" div="" dude="" fine="" he="" is="" legit="" like="" material="" me="" melting="" night.="" of="" seriously="" some="" spinning="" that="" wheels="">

At the orphenage school location : is the mother a paid actress or is this shit is real.... ? Wonder how muc she was paid

teen girl eating popsickle while Milos gets a blowjob : classic psychological  association to slowly endocrinate him into the future business


Big brother being bored as fuck during a blowjob : dude - you're gay. There's no other way to break it to you. Get a guy in that bed. 

Big brother watching younger brother's porn movie : rofl --ohkay 

Oooh Big Bro is jelly cakes about Baby Bro's police stick not getting limpy wimpy - ouh lala

Female ex Co-Star fucking animals and it's not as bad: ookay, woman, that's your life. I draw my line at humans (though i have a preference for demons and Krampuses) 

Beat up blond being beaten by cop "[...] His whoring wife....
Me : yeah because society has made the monogamy gig the primordial shit -- hence why i disagree with dating

Milos hitting the cop : NIIIICE !!

Vukmir : "Her mother fucked everything, from stones to barbed wire. You're like a Sunday picnic for her."
Me : Hm.... still doesn't beat riding Satan's dick in a church basement. I win, bitch. Best ride of my life! Ask your stones to compete with that!

Big Bro intels Small Bro : Vukmir worked as a psychologist; What did i tell ya!

"If he's done any movies, no one has seen them."
Dude; dark web. Told you so.

Vukmir being an over the top I'm savior of the world complex
Dude : chill your dick! it's been blown too much too hard. 

Vukmir : Victim sells, Milos. Victim is the priciest sell in the world.The victim feels the most and suffers the best.
Me: Dude. Ever heard of Martyrs ? They come in free. And suffer the best fucking suffering possibe. I'm sorry but the French are a step ahead the game here.

Baby rape scee insinuated - : just mute the volume and look away. Milos drives home with a boner; 
ME: dude, if i can help you on this. This is human animal raw bullshit at it's core. Anything remotely sexual will get the wheels turning. That simple. My vagina reacts to odd stuff too sometimes. We are not the moralistic altruistic apologetic cunts we pride ourselves to be. 

Vukmir speech about Newborn porn as a genre... with gusto and passion
Because we, as a species, are that level of depraved

(OFF MENTAL COMMENT: if the black haired dude tied to chair being tortured is Vukmir - i'm gonna jizz in my pajamas; that cunt needs a severe bringing back down to earth moment)

Back to milos.... walking with a .... dude, plumbers in porno don,t walk around with tiny cute pipes.... just saying

Milos is drugged - used as a cattle - hard sex - beheading - necrophilia
Well, on the last aspect i can't exacly disaprove. I mean sorry but who ever in the fucking world has ever loved ONE vampire - you're basically a necophiliac, bitch. Vampires are DEAD walking blood sucking creatures. So yeah. Deal with it. 

Ha! Knew that blue eyed crew guy was gay! The way he had held Milos in the beginning -- 

Teethless woman forced for a blowjob on masked dude.
Blowjobs are So fucking overrated it's unreal. 

Milos would rather cut off his dick than have sex with a minor :D  Definitely, my respect for this man is growing. <3 div="">

My poor baby Milos being all fucked up T-----T (corner store scene)

Two cunts wanting to fuck an underaged girl is perfectly A-Okay, but a man jerking off to said girl is NOT okay.... oh you two faced cunt society of my ass.

Vukmir having his grandiose ego trip moment in the car - dude you need hella chillax with your ego complexes, i'm telling ya

Milos being drugged - drugging the doctor woman (who i think overdosed and died?) : Nice move man! You're definily my type of cunt! <3 div="">

Oooh so the masked man was his brother fucking the convetted wife - 

I can't believe they drugged his son and made him.... now that was fucked up 

oh, the she-bitch doctor lives... what a shame

Milos go ape and smashes Vikmur Vukmir what ever his name is face on the ground - wife goes against brother in law and rips his throat open with bare teeth - ahan ahan 
Me : i would have cut his dick off, but that's me, i have a thing against dicks used for violence

Milos fucking the eyesocket of the driver - interesting - a hole is a hole after all that was said

Did he just punch his wife ? 

The son -- being conscious -- drugged -- raped by his own father that he loves -- that..... 
Me : but it's dark web creepypasta as fuck though! THIS is exactly what you'd expect in a dark web creepypasta to happen (reference that one about the guy who lost his family who became a lone what d'you call em.... vigilante ... who ends up STILL being puppet maneuvered into killing his long lost child)

Milos hugging the wife - 

Milos holding gun 
ME: See, this is WHY i value murder over rape; murder erases all pain, rape leaves everything behind for life. 

If anything : this movie left me almost teary eyed at the end


Except that the real end is - and obviously!! "Start with the little one" Because let's face it, the human race is a the core an animal with the intellectula capacity to appreciate the depravity of what we can inflict at the highest degree available on this planet and dimesion. 





ONLY COMPLAINT OF THIS MOVIE ; considering it's a porn actor, with porn scenes; i never got the wheels turning............. kinda sad..... 









Saturday, September 10, 2016

Barbie Star Light adventure Movie Review



Barbie; Starlight adventure

 

The Pros 

  • I love the original non overly pink fashion diversity in this movie. The designers really went wild with freedom of creativity while essentially maintaining and respecting coherency and fluidity and harmony throughout the design schemes. Very happy to see greys and blacks and very space palette in the uniforms - finally allowing Barbie to also wear something else than her trademark pink which was incredibly refreshing, mature, appreciated and overall gave a sense of credibility to the overall story, visuals and seriousness of the story.
  • finally new hairdos (love Barbie rocking the braid) - though! - it could pass for a cheap rip-off from Elsa's trademark braid from Frozen. Though - who can blame the creative team? It's been everywhere since Frozen came out - everyone been rocking the side braid! Elsa doesn't own it - she made it popular. 
  •  
  • the second lead (in the story she's the faster racer though) is a Black* girl with some major funky hairdo (I bet her colorist is Guy Tang! )

  • (I am especially referencing This video of Guy Tang on YouTube - this photo is not a perfect accurate sample - i was refering to Sal-Lee's hairdo while passing a hoverboard test with barbie and the Gravity Sisters Sheena and Kareena)
  • Barbie wears interesting space fashion which doesn't end up in stupid girly girl frizzy layers of sparkles godbles. Matter of fact, she quite rocks the coral red and aqua turquoise accents quite ravishingly !
  • Sal-Lee is not by default Barbie's enemy or designated arch nemesis - Very very very refreshing and welcomed! I love the fact that Sal-Lee's character is better in technical skills in the story, yet it's not a useless confrontation to Barbie who plays the simple next-door almost poor neighborhood country girl (She does come from a "Reserve" planet, surrounded in greens, and wild animals (a visual fiest! trust me on that! James Cameron's Pandora has NOTHING on Peredin (i hope to spell that correctly)
  • The Prince looks pretty decent of a Barbie movie Prince- he's in fact quite charming and adorable with a typical modern and stylish haircut and color being the casual goofy good guy who doesn't especially take his ranking to the next level like lesser self full of themselves people. Very refreshing and adorable character who's your typical guy deep down inside who likes life's good things; good food, the smell of a new car (or a new spaceship ;)), friends and is blessed with integrity (dares speak up to his father the king about Barbie's misconduct) while not being an arrogant hot tempered brat either
  • Visuals are AMAZING at all levels. Peredin as the reserve planet with it's luscious greens is breathtaking - very interesting animal designs (one bit made me think of Jurassic park's "vegetarian" dinosaurs mixed with giraffes - very clever and nicely designed alien animals. Bird fans will fall in love with the locals ;) Barbie's own pet "PupCorn" is the most adorable little thing! The king's castle is amazing in the royalty x technological x space design feature having the universe's elliptic map carved in the court room floor and you have to appreciate the Mayan like staircase leading up to the King's throne - a soft hint that - you might be a king, but it's deserved, and you still have to put in some effort to sit on your glory. I love this touch!
  • Very very interesting character design for the "fill in the space" characters especially at the court-room during the first evening party gathering. The intricate mix between classic European Medieval and fantasy science-fiction was amazing! You have to see the movie to enjoy the intricate details! The makers really didn't go sloppy on this and it's greatly appreciated - especially coming from a Barbie movie.
  • The king is an interesting neutral figure and I loved how he's not your typical evident super typical super villain archetype who dreams of conquering the world. He is actually and factually your typical adult figure (I think the only real adult figure in this movie). He keeps his true motives secret, not to test Barbie, but because, in his mind, that knowledge is not needed be known by Barbie. I also love how Barbie becomes real, human, and weak by assuming what basically everyone would assume based on the knowledge of one fact, that the king has the biggest zoological park. (The team is sent to capture a wild animal) while in fact, it wasn't what the King had planned - This duality here was absolutely refreshingly beautiful !
  • The dance at the royal court - accurate representation of classic Medieval dance was a nice touch to clash with Barbie's modern style based off another sense of rhythm
  • The fact that the Prince (Leo) is not your typical stud saving the day is also gloriously welcome - I love a simple goofy down to earth guy but i have already mentioned this

Cons;

  • Barbie's father could have been aged a bit more; he looks about 2 years older than his daughter - at best, he'd pass for a big brother. I am a bit disappointed here! Even if Barbie is a merely a mid-teen, the father figure could have been aged a bit to look more adult-ish. He's just not credible at all. There is no sense of sorrow or sadness or weakness at the evocation of the memory of his passed-away wife, Barbie's mother which also cuts away from his depth. I know this is a Barbie movie for children but just a notch more feeling would have been appreciated, to show real grief even with such a long time having passed by. Also at the end of the movie, he's just casually totally okay for her daughter to be a princess and already revers her as such. I would have loved a bit more of depth and perhaps having a bit of "so proud of you honey" or "you did amazing" or "see what happens when you follow your heart" and just a slightly longer extended father-daughter moment. For once Barbie has an actual first-degree parent (not an aunt or a distant relative), a bit more digging in deep in the bond between parent-child.
  • One detail in the script which annoyed me with Barbie was how she starts off by having fun on her own with the hoverboard, comes home late and apparently doesn't have time to play with her pet, Pupcorn. I found her attitude a bit - disappointing. But i guess it's a representation of real life situations so I won't make a fuss over this detail
  • The designs of the butterflies on Peredin look a bit thick and stiff - that disappointed me. I know this is CG-animation but the could have put a tiny effort into replicating butterfly frail delicate wing texture - the lightness of it - these look thick and fake and plastic-y 
  • The songs also disappointed me. I absolutely loved the songs from Fashion Fairytale  and The Crystal Castle (have it in my iPod in a playlist). The songs had nothing overly extra-ordinaire and catchy. The end soundtrack - Firefly - is quite nice but not exactly out of this world - but i could grow on me after a few listens. 
IMBD gives this movie a solid 5.5 !! I'm giving it a solid 7.5 - oh heck - let's be honest - 7.9! For what it is - it's a pretty good movie! It breaks many boring things the Barbie movies have and the innovation is a breath of fresh air that is obviously underappreciated by the critics.

Go watch it ! it's super cute movie!

Barbie Star Light Adventure Wiki Page

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Rapunzel - Grimm versus Disney

A Comparison

The Elements

plant - the source of the plot
  • Grimm : Rapunzel plant kept in the garden of the witch, in a first version forbidden of access, in a later edition, surrounded by a wall
  • Disney : a magic golden flower that originates from the sun (in Disney, light becomes quite an important character)

the witch
  • Grimm : a Fairy in the first version, an Enchantress, Witch in the later versions.
  • Disney : Mother Gothel, a witch who knows how to use the full power of the magic flower to keep herself young through centuries - she is given the motherly figure and even has some credibility in that role. Mother Gothel is a generic German name who designates a woman which serves as a god mother - usually a fairy god mother, in this case the evil one.
the parents
  • Grimm : poor peasants living in the land, country, kingdom
  • Disney : King and Queen of the said kingdom who prospered a few miles away from where Mother Gothel originally lives
the child
  • Grimm : the child was promised to the Witch, in exchange of the plant, when the Witch discovers the husband stealing at night. In the earlier version, the Witch actually gives her the name of Rapunzel
  • Disney : she is stolen by Mother Gothel from her crib from the castle, at night
the prince
  • Grimm : the prince who owns the lands surrounding the tower - in some earlier versions, he is a young king
  • Disney : a commoner, orphan and wanted thief - Flynn Ryder
The actions - the Facts

The pregnant woman craves the plant
  • Grimm : the pregnant wife sees the plant and craves for it
  • Disney : the pregnant queen falls ill and their only hope is a magic plant
The Husband gets the plant
  • Grimm : the loving husband goes into the forbidden yard to steal the rapunzel plant at night for her wife
  • Disney : the King sends his army and I suspect the people volunteered (to make it a lovey dovey aspect and fairy tale type care for the queen) go seek the magic flower.
Husband gets the plant
  • Grimm : the husband steals the plant from the forbidden yard 3 times. He is caught the third time by the witch - and has to promise his unborn child in order to save his life and get the plant back to his wife
  • Disney : the King's men find the plant, after Mother Gothel who accidentally reveals it by pushing back the cage which is hiding it. There is no interaction between the King and the Witch
The pregnant woman eats the plant/gives birth
  • Grimm : the woman eats the plant - feels her craving satisfied and gives birth to her child
  • Disney : the ill Queen drinks a beverage made with the golden flower, heals and gives birth to a healthy baby girl
The Witch claims her prize
  • Grimm : the witch comes back and reminds the husband his promise. The pour couple has no choice and the witch names and takes the child to be raised like her own in a remote and inaccessible tower
  • Disney : Mother Gothel comes to the castle and first actually tries to only take what she wants - the hair, in which she knows the magic lies - but once the hair is cut, the magic is no longer in it - it's faded - so she steals the child. (The child must be alive, her hair must grow and never be cut for the magic to operate)
Rapunzel's teenage years
  • Grimm : in the original tale, Rapunzel is only locked in the tower after she turns twelve years old - just before teenage hood. So we presume she lived in the house of the fairy before that - having her natural parents as neighbors!
  • Disney : the child is stolen one night and lives from that moment on in the tower, under the care of Mother Gothel
The Tower - Rapunzel's imprisonment
  • Grimm : Rapunzel is locked in a "high tower that had neither a door nor a stairway, but only a tiny little window at the very top."
  • Disney : Now here the team behind the story got a good step ahead and logical too. They actually respected everything, even the hook above the window - which is also mentioned in the original tale, but they did include a hidden door and a stairway, because against all common logic - how can the witch come and go feed the child when she is so young and is physically too weak to pull up her mother with her hair ? Of course, as a fairy tale, you'd expect the witch to fly or just "appear" but since Disney gave Mother Gothel a more human than witch aspect - they had to respect that - and it gives her more credibility. You can imagine that she used the stairway and the secret door when Rapunzel was a child, strengthening the forbidden aspect of going out, scaring the child with the outside world, and with time developed the window and the used the full potential of the length of the hair.
Rapunzel's hair
  • Grimm : "Rapunzel had splendid hair, as fine as spun gold." In classic fairy tales, golden hair is a sign of royalty and fairness, princesses usually have golden like the sun hair.
  • Disney : she has golden hair that glows when the song unlocking the magic is sang - usually by her god mother who uses the magic to keep herself young. She uses it to guide herself and Flynn out of a cave full of water and to heal a wound in his left hand.
Let down your hair
  • Grimm : "Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
    Let down your hair to me."
  • Disney : "Rapunzel!
    Let down your hair!" and Disney script people were clever enough to play on humor and add lines such as "Rapunzel, I'm not getting any younger down here." to emphasize about her worry, impatience, to joke about her age - because that is the reason why she has stolen and keeps Rapunzel prisoner - to keep herself young (in appearance).
Up the tower - the trick
  • Grimm : "When the fairy called out, she untied it, wound it around a window hook, let it fall twenty yards to the ground, and the fairy climbed up it."
  • Disney : In the movie, she loops her hair in that little hook above the window, lets down the length of the hair, Gothel folds it, put a foot in and Rapunzel does the pulling act.
In Comes the prince
  • Grimm : the Prince comes around randomly one day on his horse, and hears Rapunzel sing and enchanted by the beauty of her voice and music, falls in instantly in love
  • Disney : Flynn Ryder has just stolen the princess' crown from a guarded room in the castle and ran away with two thieve brothers. He escapes the royal guards and finds the tower, climbs to be in safety and out of sight.
First meeting of the protagonists
  • Grimm : in the tale, the prince hears Rapunzel but has no clue how to get inside the tower. He actually even falls into a despair because he is in love, but her aim is out of reach. He comes every day in the forest to listen and one day he discovers how the witch is getting access to the girl in the tower.
  • Disney : Flynn climbs the tower aided by two arrows that were originally shot at him by the royal guards, and first thing he does is take out the crown from his satchel to admire his prize. The light is dim, Rapunzel comes from behind and K.O.'s him from behind with her frying pan.
Relationship between the protagonists
  • Grimm : At first, Rapunzel is frightened but soon comes to like the young man. In the tale, they meet every night and with time, he even asks her to be his wife. Since in the tale, she also gets pregnant and has children, and since it cannot be out of wedlock, the wedding between the two is primordial importance.
  • Disney : She is scared - she has never seen a man before - but she takes hold of herself, checks him up - accordingly to what her mother used to scared her off with ( men with pointy teeth ) and reassured, closes him up in the closet. There is no love story in the air yet!
Mother Gothel discovers the young man's existence
  • Grimm : Rapunzel does get pregnant and innocently asks her god mother why all of a sudden her clothes are too tight for her. In later versions, she lets out the secret by asking the witch, why she is so much heavier than the young prince
  • Disney : There is no such thing as the ... future "in laws" meeting or let alone know the existence of each other. Rapunzel does not tell Flynn about her life in the tower - he only gets bits and pieces when she goes through emotional breakdown once out and free. She is delighted with her freedom in one moment, and tortured with agony of what could happen to her mother in the next one. She feels guilty of the heart break that her escape and running away would cause her mother - which she still loves dearly. The mother and the tower are in fact taboo subjects which Flynn is not invited to openly discuss with the girl just yet.
Gothel discovers the betrayal of Rapunzel
  • Grimm : The witch is scandalized and outraged that Rapunzel is pregnant - she is deceived in the sense of a treason. She wanted to keep Rapunzel for herself only and the sharing of the girl with a man, and worse, letting her go live happily with another person, is unthinkable of.
  • Disney : Gothel comes home after a fight with Rapunzel - a classic mother and daughter fight about a permission to go out, see an event - in the movie, the lanterns which are lifted in the skies on the night of her birthday. Gothel doesn't want Rapunzel to go out of the tower at any cost because she might never come back, thus her access to the golden magic flower is threatened and so is her "eternal youth". But with the coming of Flynn, Rapunzel escapes to fulfill her dream of seeing the lanterns. The stolen crown is lit by a little ray of sunlight and Gothel wrongly believes that Rapunzel has discovered that she is lost princess.
A good big sequence and plot only belongs to Disney between the discover of the betrayal and the cutting of the hair, but that is part of the magic of Disney and give a character to Rapunzel. She is not a passive princess like the first few ones (Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty). Rapunzel is one of the best new type of princesses taking part of the action, conquering her fears and winning her freedom. (In this category we can also count Ariel the Little Mermaid, Jasmine from Aladdin, and somewhat Belle from Beauty and the Beast from the classical tales - who also take a good part in the plot and tackle adventure to get what they want. They all more or less defy parental authority and actively take part in the conquering of their respective prince.)

Rapunzel's hair is cut
  • Grimm : out of rage and vengeance, the witch cuts Rapunzel's hair to craft a trap for the prince.
  • Disney : Flynn, who was stabbed by Gothel, cuts Rapunzel's hair with a piece of broken mirror at his hand's reach, to put an end to the girl's imprisonment - having understood that the magic lies in the hair and if cut, the magic is gone. Rapunzel had explained to Flynn how, once the hair is cut, it turns brown - and her magic hair is the reason of herself being kept in the tower by Gothel
The ending plot
  • Grimm : "Then she sent Rapunzel into a wilderness where she suffered greatly and where, after a time, she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl." Remember, she gets pregnant by the young prince. The witch also ties the cut hair to the hook, lets it down when the prince calls out for Rapunzel. He falls into the trap and in despair falls from the tower. He miraculously lives but looses his eyesight. In later versions, it's explained that he fell in a bush of thorns which pierced his eyes out. He also is sent in an errand for many years before he finds Rapunzel, some years later and recognizing her voice, walks to her. "Two of her tears fell into his eyes, and they became clear once again, and he could see as well as before."
  • Disney : Flynn is wounded by Gothel who stabbed his side (we imagine a deep wound in the back, or side - touching a vital organ, most probably the liver). He is about to die and Rapunzel makes a deal with Gothel: she promises to go away with her and stay with her for ever if in counter part, Gothel lets her heal Flynn. Flynn takes that occasion to take Rapunzel's face in his hand, to mimic a kiss but uses his other hand to cut off her hair, thus, freeing her. Gothel panics, freaks, but it's too late. Flynn sighs his last breath and dies. Rapunzel, who is sincerely afflicted cries over him and one tear - which held the last drop of magic from the golden flower is absorbed into his cheek and brings him back to life.
The End
  • Grimm : the tale finishes when the prince stumbles on Rapunzel and her two children, who live miserably in the woods.
  • Disney : being a classical Disney movie, the tale ends with all things good and fairy tale-ish. Rapunzel is returned to her parents, the King and Queen and the movie ends with celebration - we are also let known that the couple formed by Rapunzel and Flynn do get married and Flynn quits thieving and goes back to his original and true self, with this real name.


The cute little German rooted things you might have skipped in the movie.

Rapunzel obviously is German word for the plant which gave the girl

Gesundheit. Flynn greets a "god bless you" when Rapunzel tells him her name, he jokes that it sounds like a sneeze

Mother Gothel is the original German name for god mother


Helping Sources :

The two earliest versions of the tale - 1812 and 1857

Disney Movie Script

Disney Tangled preview on youtube *

* you may have some earlier versions of the movie from which the disclosed scenes were actually cut from the final edition - don't be surprised if you don't see such classic scenes as Flynn calling Rapunzel to let down her hair missing in the final movie.