Showing posts with label meme. Show all posts
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Saturday, October 27, 2012

Inappropriate Meme

stolen from deviant art - mouhaha -originally from http://freakkatt.deviantart.com/

Rules:
1.) Go to urbandictonary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2.) Post the 1st definition it gives you.
3.) Tag someone after completion.

1.) YOUR NAME

The kind of girl who everyone loves. She's stunning and is always lovely. She has a cute face and a great body. Normally she originates from Italy or Spain.
Girl 1 'Wow look at that girl , doesn't she seem amazing?'
Girl 2 'Yep, she's definitely an Emilia'


2.) YOUR AGE?
29

The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).


3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Angel

The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally tease you a lot. But you never care.


4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Living :

That's what you do after you are born and before you die.
Can't ya bet Just a tad bit more.... specific ??

5.) FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)?
Pink :
A word girls wear written across their butts.
Grey: 

A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.

Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.

6.) BIRTHPLACE?
Tirgu-Mures isn't defined yet.
Transylvania :



Transylvania forms the western and central parts of Romania. Comes from latin "trans" meaning across and "silva" meaning forest. So it literally translates to "the land across the forest".
Transylvania usually is accosiated with vampires, which is up to you to decide is true or not.


7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
The age at which an American can drive a car and get a job, but still can't vote.
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

The age of consent in most countries.


9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Best Friend

Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best hugs in the world! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would take a bullet for you, coz it would be too painful to watch you get hurt.


10.) NICKNAMES?
Em
1. A typically short girl, who makes up for her lack of height with her extreme beauty, hilarious sense of humour and outgoing nature.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Girl's Confession Meme


 

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Never wear one! When I need to – I wear a smaller than my ideal size sports bra to squish/reduce my chest down (as a teenager, I often said that, the day Bruce Willis will wear bras and openly admit how comfortable they are - I will make an effort - not before, not of my own will)



2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Who would ? I only wear socks when I need to go outside – inside I walk barefoot 24/7

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Alone – unless it’s one of the 4 Musketeers (Samael, Sabik, Henri, Tom)

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Daytime soap opera – a bit I guess – or dramatic movies

5. Are you a girly-girl?
Euh – I am romantic but I do not wear girly girly stuff nor act like one (hate skirts, love monster movies, not afraid of bruises, curse a lot)

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My niece – she’s a regular hug-a-ton

8. Are you short?
1m63 and 3/4th

9. Do you like somebody?
Yup

10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Nope :D haha -

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
sadly not that much

12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
desperately most of the time yes

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
not since I’m 12 but I wish I could

14. Are you double jointed?
O_o I’d be surprised if I even have the regular ones! Nevermind double…

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
… my life is too boring to have a decent answer – but I would love under the stars

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
nope and they wouldn’t be alive had they dared ^_^

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I never paid attention to what people tell about me

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
nope – eeuh – do you count fictional character who doesn’t like his first name ? but even him I call him by his first name I refer to him (Fox Mulder – the X Files)

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
one

20. Check those that apply:
[  ] I do wear make up.
[  ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[  ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno
[  ] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse.  – when I go out – it’s sort of mandatory
[x] I'd be lost without my computer. – hell flippin’ yeah
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD. – I presume that the Monks of Stift Heil… something do not pass off as a Boysband…
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.


21. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Not wearing anything under my t shirt

22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys/girls?
When I think I love blonds, I fall for the dark; when I think I love the dark I fall for the blond so I’ll go with redheads as a safe choice

23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Nope

24. What's one thing guys can do to make you like them?
Look like dolls

25. Do you have a best friend?
yessers – he’s my strudel-nugget-love-pie

26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
too many times, starting at too young of an age

27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yes, to get rid of my breasts but I am living through – ignoring them most of the time it goes

28. Do you like your life?
I’m in the process of questioning that

29. WHERE DID YOU GO?
raised my head to watch Earl Bassett (Fred Ward) being dragged by a stubborn ostrich in Tremors 2

30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girlfriend from you?
Nope, I never was interested in real guys enough to have a declared official boyfriend

31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope – but I have jumped once and I blacked out and I had issues with water ever since

32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys totally number girls

33. How long have you had a Facebook?
Since college …. 2005-6 … O_O fucking hell that’s some years now….

34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Nope, but I nearly broke one’s nose by opening a door !

35. What are your biggest fears?
physical pain caused by penetration during sex

36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yes once or twice …

37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Currently in the process of it. And past ones are still roaming around. Even if I was attached to them as a kid (Throttle (a Biker mouse from mars (from the animated series Biker Mice from Mars) , Rudiger (a kid Vampire from the TV series The Little Vampire, Nosedive (a hockey playing duck from the animated series Disney's Mighty Ducks), etc  etc -- no wonder I find humans desperately boring... )

38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"
I would need proof to change my mind but I am willing to have an open mind

39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
euhhhhhhhhh … buying dolls

40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Maybe but – m’eh – don’t care much if I am not

41. Are you currently missing someone?
… not particularly

42. Cowboy or Gangster?
Cowboy! At least they ride horses and I love their tartan shirts - and they are honest hard working men, they have values and principles

43. Preppy or Punk?
Boring – but I guess gypsy or goth

44. Face or Body?
Face

45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook and I want to help out in the kitchen and talk and share and stuff

46. Sweet or sexy?
neither

47. Armani or Abercrombie?
fruit of the loom!

48. Contacts or glasses?
I prefer glasses – no way in hell I am poking a lens in my eyes

49. Have you ever had sex in RL?
yes – 5 different men – it all comes down to be boring … sorry but I will quote Andrew Eldritch on this – I want More! I want a deep connection – a spiritual something – a … beyond the body sort of thing

50. Have you ever thought you'd marry someone you dated?
nope! They never lasted more than 3 months so – haha – nope!